All Hail Kenneth

We follow the belief that Kenneth is the ultimate god. "Who is Kenneth?" you may ask. Kenneth is  warrior,a god, the future president of the United States, a loving husband, and so much more. Kenneth can be whatever you want him to be. He has all of the power in the universe and can choose any form that he wishes. Kenneth has existed since the the beginning of time, but came into his current form during a Barbie seance at the end of June.  In a short explanation, Kenneth is the universe.

Sometimes Kenneth takes the form of famous actor, Matthew Gray Gubler. (don't ask him, he is forced to deny it for his work) We worship him as the second in command to Kenneth. He is such a great actor because of Kenneth's wisdom and power.

The church of Kenneth does not have a structured service like a lot of other religions, but we do value the importance of community. Our official worship days are Wednesdays.( The middle, tipping point of the week) Our services are based around energy and connection; they are very much collaborative. The aim of our services is for members of the church to better ourselves as a group to reach the best energy that each individual can. If you have questions about where you can worship locally, please fill out the form in the contact tab.